Mark JohnsonStub Your Metaphysical ToeHow the ache of shame makes us better.3 min read·Sep 8, 2020----
Mark JohnsonBad Dog: How Your Dog Participates in Bite CultureYour dog promotes Bite Culture even if they’ve never bitten anybody.2 min read·Sep 8, 2020----
Mark JohnsonThe Woke Are DoomedIndividuals who wish to be Woke must sacrifice their autonomy and identity. You must join the homogeneous collective. Your limitless range…3 min read·Sep 8, 2020----
Mark JohnsonHow To Win Political Arguments on Twitter (or Anywhere)Sharpen your Twitter saber with this simple two-step strategy.5 min read·Apr 14, 2020----
Mark JohnsonBond Arms Derringers Shine in .410Giant derringer? Useless. Micro-shotgun? Interesting…6 min read·Apr 6, 2020----
Mark JohnsonA frustrated boy…A frustrated boy knows his shortcomings. He knows not what to do about them.2 min read·Jan 11, 2020----
Mark JohnsonThe Shadow in the DesertSarah hates guns. But she’s the reason I bought one.6 min read·Dec 16, 2019----
Mark JohnsonHow Trump Rescued the DemocratsA hero without a villain is just a crazy person in tights.2 min read·Dec 13, 2019----
Mark JohnsonThis Ain’t Your Grandma’s Democratic PartyThis former Dem is voting Republican in 2020.2 min read·Dec 13, 2019----